i just found out that my dog, Bud, who lives with my parents, has contracted an STD from the neighborhood lady pitbull. apparently Bud runs away sometimes and ends up in this lady pitbull's backyard, in the hot tub, awaiting sweet love.
what is your average domestic pet to do? they don't make animal condoms! not only does my poor Duddy Buddy have a disease, but also a broken heart. his lover bitch (in an entirely literal sense) has been around the block a few times. me oh my.
on another note, apparently my baby cousin Samantha's middle name is Harley Davidson. no jokes here. Samantha Harley Davidson Holly. this epitomizes my family in more ways than one.
ya dig?
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